I'm Eric, 17 years old, red hair (does it matter?). I'm crazy, I love to race cars, and my big interests are technology, photography, anime, and, if it wasn't clear enough, racing. Enjoy my blog! :) IG: 3ric15 car photography blog: rallye30.tumblr.com

 

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Anonymous asked
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?